When I was in my mid teens I hiked the trail around Lake Louise. I had a superlative Yes song going through my head. I thought of a mini game called Treasure of the Silver Dragon. Don't ask for details, how it worked, because there never were any. There would have been a map in there. This gave me a great feeling. But nothing came of it.
So what about a treasure hunt, "Treasure of the Silver Dragon"? The prize is fifty silver coins.
.. and, alas, there already is a treasure hunt called "Silver Dragon's Hoard". It's Canada too.
Q: How is Silver Dragon's Hoard different from the proposed Thesaurus Canada?
A: Silver Dragon's Hoard is solving riddles for various amounts of money, not exactly a treasure hunt. It is all online, with no book to buy or physical treasure to pick up.
Also Quebec is verboten.
Things to do:
Figure out how excited I am by this. Think of that book. Mmm.. |
Let's see what the pages of some treasure hunts actually look like.
Pablo's Armchair Treasure Hunt 2019 /
archive
The Golden Apple Tale: 40th Anniversary Tribute read sample
Beacon Star / Amazon read sample
Beacon Star, in Texas, is known for being cipher heavy, but there is also a story, and you have to walk around.
Apparently nine clues in there. Supposedly you can get the treasure with just this poem.
A Treasure's Trove read sample / letter thing
Pretty, neat prizes.
There's Treasure Inside word search
People put a lot of work into this, for example the lilac chaser/Pac Man illusion.
The Franklin Key read sample
But I like my way of doing these.
At this time we should purchase products from Canada, not from the United States. As I see it, products from other countries, like those cinnamon buns from Israel, are allowed,
but are not high priority.
In the real world, avoiding products from the United States is a mess. We've been through this before, when they put tariffs on aluminum from Canada for
national security reasons.
Things can get wild south of the border.
These banana-flavoured marshmallows from Dare are a guilty pleasure for me.
I assumed Dare is a corporate giant. Well, it's a Canadian corporation.
Hard candy from the Maritimes. Never had them, but I'm kind of curious. It helps that I like cinnamon.
A chicken bones liqueur exists out east too. Hmm.. a treasure hunt prize with Atlantic liquors/drinks/sweets .. shows up on the west coast!
I have a high opinion of maple and ice wine "hard" candies (it's like amber in your mouth) from Turkey Hill. I think you'll have to hit a specialty candy store for that.
For potato chips, I guess your Hostess, Lay's and certainly Old Dutch would be made in Canada, although they are U.S.
companies. Those Hostess Hickory Sticks make me think of Missouri or something, but they are Canadian.
Hawkins Cheezies are all Canadian. I like them, roughly first choice, although people say there is too much salt. Tomahawk are all Manitoban.
I like their salt and vinegar. Ms. Vickie's is confusing. You can get Surati's Sriracha Splash at the Indian/ethnic store.
Different texture. At first I thought the product was wonderful. Hardbite is solidly British Columbia.
I've been on a weird martimes consumables kick.
Covered Wagon chips are Atlantic storm chips.
Purdy's Chocolates and Rogers' Chocolates are both British Columbia. Old too.
Canadian licorice is elusive.
So what should be done with drinks, particularly sody pop?
I like to sing the praises of this in any case. The biggest bottle is one litre plastic.
You may find it at your Italian shop, it is at Dollar Tree, and it has been known to show up at Safeway. More popular out east?
Raspberry cordial from Prince Edward Island with a cultural/touristy connection. Nice, not sody pop
boisson gazéifiée. Rare.
There is the mysterious spruce beer / wikipedia / Good Food out east, non-alcoholic and alcoholic.
In the real world people are going to get sody pop in quantity, readily available. Safeway has a whole aisle on one side with these.
You shouldn't be drinking pop at all, certainly not in quantity. Then again, I am now arm's length from a two-litre of Mug root beer ("Proudly bottled in Canada").
Coca-Cola is made in Canada - I went by the building the other day - as is Pepsi. Pic-A-Pop is a Manitoba product. You can look up the history, stores and
province availability. Smaller bottles. My dad used to get them regularly, during an earlier incarnation of the company.
President's Choice (Loblaws) are two litre, affordable, available, and there is evidence that they are good.
Speaking of drinks, don't forget that drinks in aluminum cans will be more expensive in the U.S.A. with the aluminum tariffs. It happened last time.
Hecho en México
How should I spell aluminum?
The North American standard is to spell it as aluminum. So that's how I spell it.
British people say aluminium, as do Australians. Europeans say that or something similar, the extra i.
So what's the story with Saint Pierre and Miquelon?
Q: The French flag is in the wrong place. Where should it be?
A: It should be just below Newfoundland. Saint Pierre and Miquelon are territory of France.
Something different. CBC show set in the high arctic.
Some colourful clothing. There is old Inuit clothing in the Manitoba Museum that is
surprisingly elaborate, colourful.
Movie review from Red Letter Media.
I watched an hour of it. Ehh. It's for someone. I was sitting next to a lady who grew up in Newfoundland, but I don't want to corrupt what she said.
We might get back to the concatenated clips later. As for the movie music, I put a bunch of effort into making much of it, made it for a particular family, and they just ignored it.
Frustrating, but I should be used to it. Don't forget The Magic Christian.
So what was the best part of Star Wars, musically? It's the sad, unsettling bit with dead jawas by the sandcrawler, then the worry about aunt and uncle - don't forget the
landspeeder sound - then the tragedy of the dead aunt and uncle, followed by a change in direction and a grim resolve, followed by a grand bit. Shorter than it sounds.
This ends with a (crescendo? flourish? fanfare?) grand bit, switching to the outside then the inside of The Death Star.
The government of the United States plans to strangle the economy of Canada with 25% tariffs, although it's hard to say what exactly will happen.
There is the economics of sanctions, the whole game theory aspect of this, the sovereignty issue, Liberals and Conservatives, leadership vacuum and contest, different regions with different needs, which industries should be risked for the group, oily and green.
But what I would like you to understand is the instinctive, even biological reaction to this. The village - the entire, interdependant village - is being threatened by an outside threat.
Everyone bands together to face the outside threat to protect the village and its future.
The history of North America in centuries past is not my area of expertise. It seems to me that British North America had a centre of gravity which was Montreal in Quebec, although conquered by the British, plus some old communities in the maritimes and something going on in what would become Ontario. The American states had a revolutionary war that saw the Brits tossed out. Not everyone was on the same page though, and many Loyalists went to British North America. Substantial indigenous communities always existed in the east, fighting each other, with settlers gradually taking control. So a motley crew of different communities administratively lumped together.
And then the war of 1812 happened. American forces were a bunch of ratty local militias rather than a proper army at the time. They invaded British North America, Anglo, indigenous, and French alike.
Part of the invasion was burning of property. The different groups in British North America, facing a common threat, started to pull together as a country.
And then there's Ukraine. Ukraine actually had some turbulent politics before the full-scale Russian invasion. I'd be lying if I said I knew what the divisions were, but a good number of people
are Russian speakers, particularly in the industrial east. When the Russians made a full invasion in 2022, all Ukrainians (outside of the odd agent or sympathizer) banded together to face
the enemy. The logic was simple. Grandma's house was being bombed, so it's time to fight the invader.
Let's add some final material for Your Trump Era Film, then pull the plug. Again.